Zoltar - Me: shit shit shit shit. i had 5 alerts to tell me...

Me: shit shit shit shit. i had 5 alerts to tell me when dark knight tickets went on sale, but now because of a change in plans i can't buy them yet and i'm freaking out.
Alicia: KILL YOURSELF NOW.
Me: i don't appreciate your mocking. this is serious stuff, man.
Alicia: i have my own problems with the push back of the release of the frusciante album to next tuesday. i paid looney tunes for it but they might not have it until next tuesday but it's on iTunes. i don't want to buy it 3 times because i'm definitely buying the vinyl when i can. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, MAN.